The Dominion of Flurp Flurp Land is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Flurpus Supreme with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.372 billion Flurp Flurp Landians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flurp Flurp-atia. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Flurp Flurp Landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,010 trillion Hopes and Dreams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,108 Hopes and Dreams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign governments regularly accuse the Flurp Flurp Landian military of war crimes, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, industry leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Flurp Flurp Landian emissions at all, and homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flurp Flurp Land's national animal is the Tardigrade, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Cult Of The Purple Demon Sludges.

Flurp Flurp Land is ranked 272,256^th in the world and 187^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 37.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.